hey friends,
how are you doing?... okay first lemme introduce myself...
I am a general college going student.
Hanging out with friends, chatting via mobile and online, music, movies and games are the main things that occupy my so called timetable.
I do watch pirated movies and download pirated software and games...by the way who cares?
I'm easily effected by situations and so my mind fluctuates a lot..that says I'm never onto one single thing and i bet no one can predict my mind or what i talk..like am doing it now..
and by the way the name z Raju.. naam toh suna hi hoga...;)
Raju - 100% Indian (political traits)
hey friends,
ever thought about a career in politics??
yes! I always dreamt of one.. a career inspired by great leaders where i would be helping my people out of each and every problem they face in my own way. every where my name would top the discussion lists. people clapping for me and many getting inspired by my thoughts and actions...those dreams were n are like wow..nay??
Honorable (some) minister Dr.Raju
wow..
But, yesterday when i was discussing the same thing with my friends, one of them said me what politics is all about..and now i have a new dream..
he says politics is the most profitable venture ever discovered...minimum investment and maximum outputs. if not in other countries in our own country. this description laid the initial seeds for my customized political dream.
Raju(me) makes his political debut through a "party X" with a neatly ironed white n white garments(not to leave it aside but with a red rose in his pocket...shayad inspired by different people).
As a college drop out Raju starts making different vows. such as
- Free electricity,food,adarsh building,denim/pepe jeans.
- Free 3g mobile for a regular citizen and a android mobile for a student.
- Free vehicle for everyone.
- cancellation of all the exams for students.
as soon as he announces his plan of action, all the tv channels start polls on his agenda asking people if they like it or not.
*a first of its kind agenda by our young leader. will people admire the innovation?
"if yes type abc_y. if no type abc_n. send it to 56565." *
after he gets elected as a minister, a tv channel approaches Raju asking his interview.
1. What is the reason for introducing electricity in your first point of your agenda ?
A. Ghar, makaan aur kapda. what would man of this generation do with a house without electricity? so bijli bhi free.
2.What about the electronics part? your agenda promises the latest technology and the hyped 3g service.?
A. In a developing country like ours there is a huge need for communication. how would people make use all these networks fighting each other and getting involved in scams to provide such effective services. and for a student technology is must, what would he learn without having sufficient technology.
3. Why a vehicle? why not something useful?
A. What do you mean by something useful? a vehicle is indeed so useful.How would people with diverse occupations move around? travel with family?
4.Then what about the fuel?? with everyone owning a personal vehicle the need for fuel would reach the sky. how will you handle it? and we have so many public transport schemes. what about them??
A. Which public transport schemes are you talking about? the buses we have are either used to be burnt during agitations or they automatically catch fire due to some technical problems or corrupted approvals. And coming to the fuel part, with everyone having a vehicle, we always have the option to increase the fuel prices and increase our income.
by the way we have many oil wells across the world we can always arrange trade connections with different countries.
5.Cancel exams for all the students? what will people use to prove their knowledge without any certifications?
A. Huh! in this very modern world we the humans are trusting some paper instead of our neighbors and our own species. and when it comes to knowledge part, we have many ways to find whether a person is eligible/talented or not. But, where is this certification being used?? most of the jobs and other services are being run on bribes and corruption. we'll use the same now. Whats wrong?? everyone is doing it. And who on this earth has the guts to arrest or question politicians like us ..huh??. all these certifications and education schemes are only a burden on the budget. when people are'nt worried about paying bribes what should bother us in receiving them adding more number of 0's to our bank a/c's??
6.All these schemes are a burden on the budget right?? how is your government going to manage this??
A. Simple. loan from the Swiss Bank.
7. And when you'll have to repay the loans??
A. Dont worry that situation will never arise till leaders like us are in power. Because people like us being in power , our country will never achieve the 'developed country' status and if we'll have to repay the loan we always have the bribing scheme. we'll introduce it there and everything is manageable when it comes to money you know!
8.What about the people and developement?
A. why ?? is there any problem with them?? now that I'm into politics, the path is laid for all my relatives to join politics and get rich. so people are getting rich day by day.. and when it comes to the rest.. they are not bothered.. the only thing bothers them is their family.they only work for daily bread and if they dont get that they adjust. they are accustomed for adjustment and i strongly feel that no one cares or dares to make a move for the well being of the community.
9.Now that you have given us so much valuable info on how most of the government is run and this is a live show. what do you think about the relation from the people.. ?
A. huh? people and reaction? they'll feel sorry first then get angry then some may start agitation. But, being in power and so many stupid and outdated laws being on our side we always have the power to suppress those agitations. slowly everything will get to normal again and no one cares.
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suddenly a bright light strikes my eyes and i hear some voice going through the background.. come on Raju.. wake up...its time and you are getting late for your college...
Raju: mom, why do you always wake me up when I'm having an awesome dream..i have enough attendance and no one cares about knowledge there.. scores and attendance is the only criteria there and i can manage that.. blah ..blah....
Showers from the sky!
Showers from the sky that seems to be too high...
dampening the dry, which the sun tried to fry....
enjoy the rain says the kiddish soul,
dance wid the flow yaane rock n roll...
here goes the fun with a mythic drone,
the thought of the exam begins tremors in the backbone...
showers from the sky im backing away,
clouds in the sky you too dry away...
we'll start afresh another day and have loads of fun unlike today...:)
Little White Hare
no one to care and he couldn't dare,
fighting his way because he couldn't bear!
this is the story of a little white hare,
he had thin hair which is very rare!
people passing by would just stare,
or give a mighty glare!
the metallic boundaries would never pare,
but made his life worse than a nightmare!
this is the story of a little white hare,
his only friend was a newly growing tare!
one day on his quest to impair,
he found a metal piece of a typical ware!
not so far away, he found a mare,
groaning in pain from the hurt caused by the ware!
this scene couldn't get the hare to scare,
he just made a blare and started helping the mare!
this is the story of a little white hare,
and now he has a friend to care!
he took the mare to his square,
and gave her the clothes he had in spare!
the hare gave the mare everything to share,
and they became friends then and there!
and hence forth the hare's life was very fair,
and they got trapped into a friendly snare!
this is the story of a little white hare,
the hare and mare made a cute pair!!
and hope you people enjoy my flair!!
Ajab Dosti
dosti ki definition toh mein jaantha nahin...
kabhi kabhi mein sochtha toh sahin..
par samajhtha nahin..jab tak mujhe tum log mile nahin..
i was just a crazy frog among many..
i thot i was a brainy, but was'nt any...
you taught me masti when i was thursty fo it..
aur mujhe milgayi hain yaari dosti....
pal pal me haste rahte hain...
khayalo mein doobe rahte hain...
masti me kho jaate hain....
loogon ko samjhate hain hum...
ajab dosti hain....
ajeeb si zindagi mein....
we never care bout what happens around us..
we keep searchin fo fun in everything surrounding us..
pehle toh ham ajnabee the...
rishta ye kaisa bangaya hain...
hum sab paagal ke paagal hain...
paagal hain masti aur dosti mein!!
bhooto pe joke maarte hain...
vampires ko dost banaate hain...
filmo pe spoof likhte hain...
raath bhar baatein karte hain...
ajab si dosti hain..
ajeeb si zindagi mein...
nikle hain aasma ko choone...
duniya ko kuch kar dikhane....
like that we do in dreams...
pura karna hain saare tamanna....
milke karthe hain saare kaam...
milke soochte hain saare hum...
together we have lotta fun...
together we may be mad but never sad...
ajab si dosti hain....
ajeeb si zindagi mein...
sunthe hain aur gaathe hain...
likhthe hain aur soochthe hain...
we feel that we rule d world..
jab saath saath hain hum...
now i know what life is...
i can face the world myself...
i can think on myself...
but it happens only when i becomes we and myself becomes ourself!!
ajab si dosti hain....
ajeeb si zindagi mein...
Morning Dew!
I woke up in the morning too,
went out to feel the dew,
the morning sky had a different hue,
people i could find were very few,
paper vallahs stood in a lengthy queue,
waiting to distribute their morning due,
the sweet smell of the coffee brew,
spread across as the temperature grew,
as the sun started recruiting his daily crew,
across the land,the daylight flew,
leaving behind no morning clue,
I woke up in the morning too,
went out to feel the dew!!
-5/oct/2010
journey to the divine land
the most awaited trip of the year,
heading towards a distant land with near and dear,
sitting in the seats that are at the rear,
wiping the moisture off the window to make the view clear...
long long wish of grand mom,
to reach the hilly dome,
here we go away from home,
and here starts my poem,
don't expect it to be like those of Rome...
boarded the bus with no fear,
hoping the driver could steer,
maybe i could spot a deer,
and there goes an instant click crystal clear....
the journey to the divine land,
here we go hand in hand,
the temple queues make us stand,
and the baby girl prays for a magic wand...
through the crowded places of the temple,
the baby laughs with a dimple,
trying to control ourselves while we stumble,
making fun outta people who rumble...
relieving our aching legs,
clothes reach the hotel room pegs,
the temperature gets warmer with the sight of the rugs,
the night's sleep disturbed by the bed bugs...
come everybody lets get to sleep,
onto the beds lets creep,
the baby already started to weep,
arrive at the dreamland as the sleep gets deep,
early morning the driver is going to beep beep,
feeding ourselves on the food heap,
towards some other place we leap....
myself in the world out there..
people call me the silent guy,
never wondered why.
people call me the smiling guy,
but at times, i do cry.
dumping all the feelings in me,
hid them so that no one could see,
sometimes, from myself i flee,
and all this made my heart a Frisbee.
waiting for someone to share,
hoping that someone would care,
only if someone could dare,
am waiting for a loving pair.
people say that i never try,
but no one asked why.
people call me the obedient guy,
but that's mere shy.
I've got many friends,
held on through many bends,
teach me about the changing trends,
share Lotta things but my feelings cease to append.
not to blame any of them,
metals fail to pierce through diamond like gem,
so do you blame it on them?
i belong to the same hem.
people call me dumb,
but my brain is not so numb.
people show me the thumb,
only when i succumb.
watching people go hand in hand,
lovely tunes of the music band,
take me to an unknown land,
where, alone i stand.
i did go through the sharing process,
used to meet in the recess,
that only resulted in stress,
and lead me into huge mess,
and so i confess.
people said me i couldn't withstand,
but it was something i couldn't stand.
now i feel to share,
i want someone to care,
waiting for a loving pair.
but people say,
don't you dare,
to give me such a stare,
with an angry glare,
if you don't learn to share,
you'll only get to flare,
and that's the thing i declare..
Season of the rains!
getting drenched in the rain,
which is significantly important for the growth of grain,
I'm just stressing my brain,
to fill something that appears to be plain!
people face problem when it resists to drain,
so they tend to complain,
the government officials try to explain,
but this process has no gain!
problems are faced even by the train,
you may also get a stain,
which doesn't give you any pain,
but always tries to remain!
people try to retain,
as the water problem is certain,
the kid dances in the lane,
definitely not to entertain,
but only for the joy to sustain!
